La la la la la! I’m not listening. You can keep talking, but I’m not listening to you. I have my fingers in my ears and I’m talking nonstop, so all I hear is the sound of my own voice. Keep at it, keep trying to shout over me, I can keep this up as long as you can. I’ll keep this up much longer. And I’m closing my eyes too, so I don’t even know if you’re still here, all I can see is the inside of my eyelids, and all I can here is the muffled sound of my own voice echoing inside of my head, so whatever it was that you were saying to me before I shut myself off from the outside world, it had no effect on me. You have no effect on me. Your words are nothing. You’re wasting your time.

Go ahead and keep poking me. I don’t care. You think that means anything? That means nothing. It just shows that I’m winning. Whereas I’m sitting here minding my own business, you have to resort to physical violence. Ow. That hurt. Stop touching me. Stop touching me. Stop touching me. Stop touching me.

Ha. You stopped. I won. Thanks for following my orders. Ow. Stop touching me. Stop touching me. Ha. Way to give up. Looks like I’m winning here. Looks like there’s nothing you can do. I’m not listening to you, I don’t see you, I’m not breathing out of my nose, so I can’t smell anything either.

La la la la. I’m not listening to you. I’m not listening. I can’t hear you. I’m not listening. I win. You lose. La la la la la la la la la.